1 00:00:14,036 --> 00:00:16,479 [Beeping] 2 00:00:16,494 --> 00:00:17,712 [Snorting] 3 00:00:17,998 --> 00:00:19,779 [Boom] - Ah! 4 00:00:19,794 --> 00:00:21,833 Good heavens. [Alarm sounds] 5 00:00:21,993 --> 00:00:24,336 - I almost forgot to turn on my sound machine. 6 00:00:24,456 --> 00:00:26,805 [Birds squawking] 7 00:00:26,925 --> 00:00:30,091 [Snoring] 8 00:00:31,989 --> 00:00:36,692 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 9 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:48,398 A WEB-DL synchronize and correction by jasonnguyen2606 10 00:00:49,772 --> 00:00:52,156 Season 1 Episode 20 "Working Duck" 11 00:00:52,180 --> 00:00:56,359 Original Air Date: November 1, 2011 on Cartoon Network 12 00:01:01,609 --> 00:01:04,410 The bank lost over $10 million. 13 00:01:04,430 --> 00:01:06,703 The security guard, 14 00:01:06,704 --> 00:01:08,434 he lost his job. 15 00:01:09,304 --> 00:01:11,366 I guess instead of catching Zs, 16 00:01:11,377 --> 00:01:13,826 he should have been catching thieves. 17 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:15,547 Ha ha ha. 18 00:01:15,691 --> 00:01:18,292 This is Elmer J. Fudd reporting. 19 00:01:18,326 --> 00:01:19,975 [Turns TV off, whistles] 20 00:01:20,307 --> 00:01:21,855 - $10 million? 21 00:01:22,044 --> 00:01:23,704 Usually I'm the only one who pays for it 22 00:01:23,719 --> 00:01:25,415 whenever Daffy gets fired. 23 00:01:25,474 --> 00:01:26,340 [Slurps] 24 00:01:26,367 --> 00:01:28,435 [Door opens and closes] 25 00:01:31,221 --> 00:01:33,370 - Unbelievable! 26 00:01:33,497 --> 00:01:35,257 Fired for sleeping on the job. 27 00:01:35,268 --> 00:01:36,200 What's next? 28 00:01:36,201 --> 00:01:38,210 You can't breathe on the job, either? 29 00:01:38,221 --> 00:01:40,144 What do they think I am, a robot? 30 00:01:40,424 --> 00:01:41,881 Do I look like a robot? 31 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:43,197 Am I made of metal? 32 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:46,216 Do I make robot noises and blink my robot lights? 33 00:01:46,336 --> 00:01:48,802 Do I eat nuts and bolts for breakfast? 34 00:01:48,834 --> 00:01:49,436 No. 35 00:01:49,437 --> 00:01:51,794 I eat a breakfast burrito every day. 36 00:01:51,810 --> 00:01:54,837 Name one robot that eats a breakfast burrito every day. 37 00:01:54,876 --> 00:01:56,204 You can't! 38 00:01:56,220 --> 00:01:58,017 And do you know why you can't? 39 00:01:58,095 --> 00:02:01,148 Because robots don't have souls. 40 00:02:01,308 --> 00:02:05,229 Now, can someone please tell me what 41 00:02:05,260 --> 00:02:06,666 I was talking about? 42 00:02:18,074 --> 00:02:19,012 - You know what? 43 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:20,081 This is good news. 44 00:02:20,104 --> 00:02:21,293 Without a job, 45 00:02:21,294 --> 00:02:22,593 I can do whatever I want 46 00:02:22,624 --> 00:02:23,654 whenever I want to do it. 47 00:02:23,774 --> 00:02:24,820 After all, 48 00:02:24,820 --> 00:02:25,914 this is my house, 49 00:02:25,943 --> 00:02:27,610 my rules. 50 00:02:28,084 --> 00:02:29,334 [Slurps] - Uh, Daff, 51 00:02:29,335 --> 00:02:30,591 this is my house. 52 00:02:30,607 --> 00:02:32,077 And my rule is, 53 00:02:32,078 --> 00:02:33,491 if you're gonna live here, 54 00:02:33,499 --> 00:02:35,053 you have to pull your own weight. 55 00:02:35,073 --> 00:02:36,018 - What does that mean? 56 00:02:36,033 --> 00:02:36,569 - You know, 57 00:02:36,570 --> 00:02:37,814 help out around here. 58 00:02:37,845 --> 00:02:39,033 Do some chores, 59 00:02:39,033 --> 00:02:40,314 pay for a few things. 60 00:02:40,345 --> 00:02:41,298 - I do chores. 61 00:02:41,299 --> 00:02:42,105 - No, you don't. 62 00:02:42,265 --> 00:02:43,704 - Well, I pay for things. 63 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:44,566 - Like what? 64 00:02:44,726 --> 00:02:46,485 - I bought leather socks the other day. 65 00:02:47,938 --> 00:02:48,945 Red leather. 66 00:02:49,105 --> 00:02:51,445 - Daffy, you got to get another job. 67 00:02:51,492 --> 00:02:52,594 - Relax. 68 00:02:52,595 --> 00:02:53,765 A guy like me? 69 00:02:53,781 --> 00:02:55,953 I'll have a new job tomorrow. 70 00:02:56,073 --> 00:02:57,746 - [Slurps] 71 00:02:58,783 --> 00:03:00,003 - Guaranteed. 72 00:03:04,148 --> 00:03:06,315 [Gulping] 73 00:03:19,663 --> 00:03:21,912 Hmm. 74 00:03:22,508 --> 00:03:24,457 - How's the job search coming? 75 00:03:24,492 --> 00:03:26,406 - Uh, I'm still working on my résumé. 76 00:03:26,453 --> 00:03:28,052 Let me just close this. 77 00:03:28,172 --> 00:03:30,373 I mean, it's under this. 78 00:03:30,716 --> 00:03:33,474 [Mouse clicking] 79 00:03:33,518 --> 00:03:35,485 It's right here. 80 00:03:36,453 --> 00:03:38,051 Here's my résumé. 81 00:03:38,066 --> 00:03:39,363 Nope. 82 00:03:39,483 --> 00:03:42,833 Ok, here's my résumé. 83 00:03:42,953 --> 00:03:44,249 Oh, sorry. 84 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:45,922 That was definitely not my résumé. 85 00:03:45,984 --> 00:03:47,938 [Clicking continue] 86 00:03:47,986 --> 00:03:49,501 Here is my résumé. 87 00:03:50,603 --> 00:03:52,134 - "Daffy Shelton Duck. 88 00:03:52,294 --> 00:03:53,458 Education: 89 00:03:53,459 --> 00:03:54,020 None. 90 00:03:54,064 --> 00:03:55,052 References: 91 00:03:55,053 --> 00:03:55,567 None. 92 00:03:55,590 --> 00:03:56,536 Skills: 93 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:57,114 None. 94 00:03:57,145 --> 00:03:58,519 Work experience: 95 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,058 Let's not go there." 96 00:04:00,218 --> 00:04:01,952 Are you a complete nitwit? 97 00:04:02,072 --> 00:04:03,854 - No, I'm a dunderhead. 98 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:06,476 At least according to this Internet IQ test. 99 00:04:06,510 --> 00:04:09,064 - Daffy, for the past 3 months, 100 00:04:09,095 --> 00:04:10,431 I've been pulling your weight 101 00:04:10,432 --> 00:04:12,529 because I thought you were looking for a job. 102 00:04:12,689 --> 00:04:15,031 - Why would I look for a job if you're pulling my weight? 103 00:04:15,191 --> 00:04:17,144 - So what you're saying is. 104 00:04:17,145 --> 00:04:18,660 I'm enabling you. 105 00:04:18,820 --> 00:04:20,394 - You're not enabling me. 106 00:04:20,409 --> 00:04:22,659 You're simply shielding me from the consequences 107 00:04:22,691 --> 00:04:25,109 of my own self-destructive behavior. 108 00:04:25,470 --> 00:04:26,884 - I think you're right. 109 00:04:26,903 --> 00:04:28,810 And I'm not gonna do it anymore. 110 00:04:28,962 --> 00:04:31,637 Daffy, for your own good. 111 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:32,855 I'm kicking you out. 112 00:04:32,878 --> 00:04:35,352 - What?! 113 00:04:35,691 --> 00:04:37,167 Well, guess what? 114 00:04:37,196 --> 00:04:38,644 You can't kick me out 115 00:04:38,672 --> 00:04:40,441 because I am leaving. 116 00:04:40,469 --> 00:04:41,825 - Good. 117 00:04:41,945 --> 00:04:43,293 - Great. 118 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:45,292 I'll go get my stuff. 119 00:04:45,639 --> 00:04:47,131 - OK. 120 00:04:47,251 --> 00:04:49,237 - Even if they get back the 5 yards, 121 00:04:49,253 --> 00:04:52,136 they're still looking at a 50-yard field goal. 122 00:04:52,256 --> 00:04:53,075 - Ahem. 123 00:04:53,091 --> 00:04:55,105 - In this wind, that is no sure thing... 124 00:04:55,865 --> 00:04:57,641 - I'm going. 125 00:04:59,532 --> 00:05:01,612 I'm really going. 126 00:05:01,732 --> 00:05:03,771 - [Changes channel] - Miller drops back to pass, 127 00:05:03,782 --> 00:05:04,915 and here comes... 128 00:05:05,518 --> 00:05:07,027 - I packed my suitcase, 129 00:05:07,028 --> 00:05:07,776 and I'm going. 130 00:05:07,786 --> 00:05:09,261 - That's my suitcase. 131 00:05:10,169 --> 00:05:12,247 - Well, then I'll just take my stuff. 132 00:05:12,287 --> 00:05:13,349 - That's my stuff. 133 00:05:13,375 --> 00:05:15,584 - I don't need your stuff. 134 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,358 I don't need you. 135 00:05:17,381 --> 00:05:20,030 I can make it on my own just fine. 136 00:05:20,150 --> 00:05:21,899 So I'm going. 137 00:05:22,019 --> 00:05:24,268 I'll see you around. 138 00:05:24,388 --> 00:05:26,817 See you on the flip side. 139 00:05:26,833 --> 00:05:28,839 [Door open and creak] I am going. 140 00:05:28,959 --> 00:05:31,175 Right now. 141 00:05:31,295 --> 00:05:32,795 I'm... 142 00:05:32,796 --> 00:05:33,404 Gone. 143 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:34,647 [Door creak and close] 144 00:05:34,665 --> 00:05:35,853 G- 145 00:05:35,862 --> 00:05:36,790 O- 146 00:05:36,791 --> 00:05:38,258 N. 147 00:05:38,335 --> 00:05:40,636 Gone. 148 00:05:40,902 --> 00:05:43,187 [TV playing indistinctly] 149 00:05:43,307 --> 00:05:46,373 - Arrivederci. 150 00:05:50,245 --> 00:05:51,228 - [Scoffs] 151 00:05:51,348 --> 00:05:54,588 I don't need no roommate telling me to pull my weight. 152 00:05:54,627 --> 00:05:56,234 I don't need no job. 153 00:05:56,251 --> 00:05:58,141 I don't need none of that jive. 154 00:05:58,180 --> 00:05:59,761 I'm Daffy Duck! 155 00:05:59,921 --> 00:06:02,100 You hear that, world? 156 00:06:02,131 --> 00:06:04,412 I take care of myself. 157 00:06:04,459 --> 00:06:06,068 [Knocks on door] 158 00:06:06,084 --> 00:06:07,162 [Door open and creaks] 159 00:06:07,599 --> 00:06:09,442 Please take care of me. 160 00:06:09,466 --> 00:06:11,114 [Sobbing] 161 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:13,325 [Sobbing continue] 162 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:25,466 [Straining] 163 00:06:25,521 --> 00:06:26,879 - What are you doing? 164 00:06:27,039 --> 00:06:28,839 - Pulling my own weight. 165 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:29,777 [Straining] 166 00:06:29,793 --> 00:06:31,074 - I got you a job. 167 00:06:31,097 --> 00:06:32,575 It requires no experience, 168 00:06:32,695 --> 00:06:34,878 no references, or skills of any kind. 169 00:06:34,998 --> 00:06:37,056 You start tomorrow at Enormocorp. 170 00:06:37,216 --> 00:06:38,848 - Enormocorp? 171 00:06:38,882 --> 00:06:41,331 The fifth largest conglomerate in the world? 172 00:06:41,537 --> 00:06:44,981 Do you really think I have what it takes to be a CEO? 173 00:06:45,141 --> 00:06:45,753 No. 174 00:06:45,754 --> 00:06:47,400 You'll be pushing a muffin cart. 175 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:50,987 - Do you really think I have what it takes to push a muffin cart? 176 00:06:52,548 --> 00:06:54,497 Look out, Enormocorp, 177 00:06:54,617 --> 00:06:57,200 today I have a muffin cart, 178 00:06:57,361 --> 00:07:01,990 but someday, I just might have the corner office. 179 00:07:04,260 --> 00:07:07,243 [Scatting] 180 00:07:07,363 --> 00:07:08,160 - Ooh. 181 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:09,846 May I interest you in a muffin? 182 00:07:09,966 --> 00:07:11,014 - No. 183 00:07:11,134 --> 00:07:12,478 - Come on. 184 00:07:12,479 --> 00:07:14,102 I have a delicious banana nut 185 00:07:14,137 --> 00:07:15,416 with just a hint of cinnamon. 186 00:07:15,438 --> 00:07:17,277 Not so much cinnamon that it's overpowering, 187 00:07:17,293 --> 00:07:19,555 of course, but just enough to let you know it's there. 188 00:07:19,575 --> 00:07:21,601 - I said no. 189 00:07:24,746 --> 00:07:26,481 - Chocolate chip muffin? - No. 190 00:07:26,512 --> 00:07:27,817 - Come on, 191 00:07:27,818 --> 00:07:29,277 you deserve it. 192 00:07:29,300 --> 00:07:31,611 - I'm on the phone. 193 00:07:32,021 --> 00:07:33,169 - You want one? 194 00:07:33,289 --> 00:07:34,971 No? 195 00:07:35,091 --> 00:07:37,507 Muffin? 196 00:07:37,626 --> 00:07:38,360 Ugh. 197 00:07:38,361 --> 00:07:39,688 This is pointless. 198 00:07:39,719 --> 00:07:41,077 I'm not cut out for work. 199 00:07:41,197 --> 00:07:43,956 I should just be stay-home mom. 200 00:07:44,116 --> 00:07:46,016 I mean, look at these people. 201 00:07:46,039 --> 00:07:48,226 This is how they want to spend their days? 202 00:07:48,237 --> 00:07:50,182 Taking orders from this guy? 203 00:07:50,206 --> 00:07:54,157 - When I, I say, when I took over Enormocorp 10 years ago, 204 00:07:54,277 --> 00:07:55,363 I vowed, 205 00:07:55,364 --> 00:07:57,723 I say, I vowed to make Enormocorp 206 00:07:57,738 --> 00:07:59,889 a world leader in industry. 207 00:08:00,048 --> 00:08:01,479 - I say, I say. 208 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:02,735 I'm a big fat rooster 209 00:08:02,743 --> 00:08:04,133 and I run the company. 210 00:08:04,253 --> 00:08:06,773 Look at me with my big fat finger wound 211 00:08:06,789 --> 00:08:08,606 like I'm the boss of you. 212 00:08:08,766 --> 00:08:09,498 I run this... 213 00:08:09,499 --> 00:08:10,356 - What, I say, 214 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,668 what is going on here? 215 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:14,577 - I say, I say. 216 00:08:14,697 --> 00:08:16,364 Ha ha ha! 217 00:08:16,524 --> 00:08:17,513 Hoo hoo! 218 00:08:17,633 --> 00:08:19,492 Ha ha... 219 00:08:19,652 --> 00:08:20,952 - Get in here. 220 00:08:23,195 --> 00:08:24,369 Yes, you. 221 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:39,652 Who do you think you are? 222 00:08:39,922 --> 00:08:41,371 - The muffin man. 223 00:08:41,632 --> 00:08:44,707 - And what do you got here? 224 00:08:44,969 --> 00:08:46,519 - Muffins. 225 00:08:46,679 --> 00:08:48,117 - Son, do you... 226 00:08:48,118 --> 00:08:51,147 I say, do you know what I'm thinking? 227 00:08:51,267 --> 00:08:52,649 - I know what I'm thinking. 228 00:08:52,769 --> 00:08:56,238 - I'll tell you what I'm thinking. 229 00:08:56,689 --> 00:08:59,055 I'm thinking that's a blueberry muffin. 230 00:08:59,175 --> 00:09:01,576 I love me some muffins. 231 00:09:01,736 --> 00:09:02,930 Why, land sakes, 232 00:09:02,931 --> 00:09:04,427 lemon poppy seed. 233 00:09:04,547 --> 00:09:05,625 Mmm. 234 00:09:05,641 --> 00:09:09,083 My grand mammy used to make a lemon poppy seed. 235 00:09:09,243 --> 00:09:11,774 But those old poppy seeds love to get all 236 00:09:11,775 --> 00:09:13,439 stuck in your teeth now, don't they? 237 00:09:13,462 --> 00:09:14,453 [Gasps] 238 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:16,299 Is that a jam-filled? 239 00:09:16,318 --> 00:09:17,579 Oh, my stars, 240 00:09:17,580 --> 00:09:18,538 it is! 241 00:09:18,561 --> 00:09:20,576 It is a jam-filled! 242 00:09:20,838 --> 00:09:22,182 You know, as a boy, 243 00:09:22,183 --> 00:09:25,214 I used to suck the jam out with a straw. 244 00:09:25,275 --> 00:09:26,849 True story, that is. 245 00:09:26,969 --> 00:09:27,742 But, you know, 246 00:09:27,743 --> 00:09:29,265 I keep going back to the... 247 00:09:29,281 --> 00:09:31,814 I say, I keep going back to that blueberry. 248 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:32,805 - Just pick one. 249 00:09:33,059 --> 00:09:34,376 [All gasp] 250 00:09:34,543 --> 00:09:38,555 - Son, I'm gonna tell you something. 251 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,197 You got... 252 00:09:39,213 --> 00:09:40,596 I say you got chutzpah. 253 00:09:40,858 --> 00:09:41,917 - I got what? 254 00:09:42,059 --> 00:09:43,412 - I'm surrounded, I say, 255 00:09:43,413 --> 00:09:47,370 I'm surrounded by bootlickers and toadies, stooges and suck-ups. 256 00:09:47,490 --> 00:09:50,291 I'm talking about you, too, Carol. 257 00:09:50,450 --> 00:09:53,709 But you, I say, you, you're not like these other lackeys. 258 00:09:53,830 --> 00:09:55,912 They tell me what I want to hear. 259 00:09:56,032 --> 00:09:59,383 You tell me what I need to hear. 260 00:10:00,670 --> 00:10:02,803 Well, son, what do you have to say? 261 00:10:04,302 --> 00:10:06,426 Maybe you ought to lay off the muffins for a while. 262 00:10:06,450 --> 00:10:07,888 [All gasp] 263 00:10:07,919 --> 00:10:09,481 - Heh heh heh. 264 00:10:09,505 --> 00:10:11,934 - Ha ha ha! 265 00:10:11,969 --> 00:10:14,944 [Laughing continue] 266 00:10:15,514 --> 00:10:18,014 - Come with me, muffin man. 267 00:10:18,029 --> 00:10:20,630 Now, let's see about getting you a corner office. 268 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:21,154 - Hmm. 269 00:10:21,155 --> 00:10:22,943 That happened even faster than I thought. 270 00:10:31,367 --> 00:10:35,218 - ♪ Pizzarriba! ♪ 271 00:10:35,338 --> 00:10:38,921 ♪ Pizzarriba! ♪ 272 00:10:39,423 --> 00:10:43,192 - ♪ Come to Speedy's pizza place and put both your feet up ♪ 273 00:10:43,462 --> 00:10:47,249 ♪ Bring 100 friends with you there's plenty of room ♪ 274 00:10:47,383 --> 00:10:51,389 ♪ I'll bring you more pizza than your tummy can eat up ♪ 275 00:10:51,421 --> 00:10:55,538 ♪ Once you taste my pizza, your taste buds will go boom ♪ 276 00:10:55,808 --> 00:10:59,809 - ♪ Pizzarriba! ♪ 277 00:10:59,929 --> 00:11:02,405 ♪ Pizzarriba! ♪ 278 00:11:04,017 --> 00:11:07,891 - ♪ I read all your comment cards and take in your feedback ♪ 279 00:11:07,915 --> 00:11:11,580 ♪ Of all the things you're looking for in a pizza place ♪ 280 00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:15,724 ♪ So step into the kitchen where my cousin Gustavo♪ 281 00:11:15,725 --> 00:11:19,557 ♪ Is helping launch my restaurant into cyberspace! ♪ 282 00:11:19,581 --> 00:11:21,729 ♪ That's right! We have a website ♪ 283 00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:23,711 ♪ just like you all requested ♪ 284 00:11:23,719 --> 00:11:27,756 ♪ Now you can go online and order from your PC ♪ 285 00:11:27,772 --> 00:11:29,740 ♪ if you can just bear with us,♪ 286 00:11:29,758 --> 00:11:31,441 ♪ our connection is spotty ♪ 287 00:11:31,561 --> 00:11:37,131 ♪ I swear it will be worth it to get pizza from me ♪ 288 00:11:37,147 --> 00:11:38,936 ♪ So please be patient ♪ 289 00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:42,867 - ♪ Pizzarriba! ♪ 290 00:11:42,898 --> 00:11:45,840 ♪ Pizzarriba! ♪ 291 00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:48,394 - Wow. 292 00:11:48,395 --> 00:11:50,456 Is this thing still loading, Gustavo? 293 00:11:50,479 --> 00:11:52,291 - Si, 88%. 294 00:11:52,292 --> 00:11:53,369 - Oh, there it goes. 295 00:11:53,393 --> 00:11:54,997 We're almost up! - [Beeps] 296 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:55,772 - Wait. 297 00:11:55,773 --> 00:11:57,765 Did it freeze again? 298 00:11:57,786 --> 00:11:59,776 Gustavo, you got to be kidding me, man! 299 00:11:59,792 --> 00:12:01,565 You said you were good with computers! 300 00:12:01,581 --> 00:12:04,069 - ♪ Pizzarriba! ♪ 301 00:12:04,093 --> 00:12:05,616 - No, I said I had a computer. 302 00:12:05,628 --> 00:12:07,655 - ♪ Pizzarriba! ♪ 303 00:12:07,678 --> 00:12:09,638 - [Beeps] - Oh, here we go, it's up! 304 00:12:09,649 --> 00:12:12,079 - ♪ Pizzarriba! ♪ 305 00:12:12,087 --> 00:12:13,559 - I told you I could do it. 306 00:12:13,579 --> 00:12:16,141 - ♪ Pizzarriba! ♪ 307 00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:17,646 - You spelled it wrong! 308 00:12:17,660 --> 00:12:19,941 - ♪ Pibbarriza! ♪ 309 00:12:20,055 --> 00:12:21,219 - What is Pibba? 310 00:12:21,242 --> 00:12:24,153 ♪ It's Pizzarriba! ♪ 311 00:12:24,172 --> 00:12:26,429 - Not according to your website. 312 00:12:26,549 --> 00:12:27,658 - You're running from me? 313 00:12:27,666 --> 00:12:29,721 You are running from me. I'm Speedy Gonzales! 314 00:12:29,722 --> 00:12:30,994 Speedy is in my name! 315 00:12:31,009 --> 00:12:31,994 I'm the fastest. 316 00:12:31,995 --> 00:12:33,146 Ever! 317 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:47,828 - And that's why I don't wear clothes. 318 00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:49,575 - [Chuckles] 319 00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,938 I can learn a lot from you, boy. 320 00:12:51,969 --> 00:12:53,654 [Chuckles] 321 00:12:53,662 --> 00:12:56,508 - Sir, we're hearing that Murphy doesn't want to sell. 322 00:12:56,537 --> 00:12:59,412 Do we withdraw our offer or attempt a hostile takeover? 323 00:12:59,451 --> 00:13:00,303 - Hmm. 324 00:13:00,304 --> 00:13:01,420 That's a tough... 325 00:13:01,421 --> 00:13:04,240 I say, that's a tough question. 326 00:13:04,267 --> 00:13:06,501 Withdraw our offer, 327 00:13:06,517 --> 00:13:09,595 or attempt a hostile takeover. 328 00:13:09,596 --> 00:13:10,591 Hmm. 329 00:13:15,222 --> 00:13:17,268 - Man. What is wrong with you? 330 00:13:17,414 --> 00:13:18,988 Just go with your gut. 331 00:13:18,989 --> 00:13:20,420 You got a big enough one. 332 00:13:20,682 --> 00:13:22,899 - My gut, huh? 333 00:13:23,059 --> 00:13:24,233 - [Groans] 334 00:13:24,234 --> 00:13:25,944 Hostile takeover. 335 00:13:25,975 --> 00:13:26,849 - You heard... I say, 336 00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:28,943 you heard the muffin man... 337 00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:31,030 Hostile takeover. 338 00:13:31,054 --> 00:13:32,702 - So, where you taking me to lunch? 339 00:13:32,717 --> 00:13:36,353 I think I'll let you make the decisions from now on. 340 00:13:38,331 --> 00:13:40,999 Lemon meringue or Tiramisu? 341 00:13:44,765 --> 00:13:46,899 - We'll take the whole cart. 342 00:13:48,473 --> 00:13:50,612 - Pomeranian or Pekingese? 343 00:13:50,874 --> 00:13:51,655 - Cheetah. 344 00:13:51,670 --> 00:13:54,161 World's fastest land animal. 345 00:13:54,453 --> 00:13:58,320 - Renee or Annabel? 346 00:13:58,344 --> 00:13:59,586 - The one wearing glasses. 347 00:13:59,587 --> 00:14:01,125 You look smarter. 348 00:14:02,579 --> 00:14:04,201 - Well, Daffy, what do you think... 349 00:14:04,213 --> 00:14:06,682 I say, what do you think of Enormocorp? 350 00:14:07,098 --> 00:14:07,872 - I don't know. 351 00:14:07,873 --> 00:14:08,646 It's fine? 352 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:10,290 - I'm happy... I say, 353 00:14:10,313 --> 00:14:12,259 I'm happy to hear you say that, 354 00:14:12,273 --> 00:14:14,843 because it's yours. 355 00:14:14,844 --> 00:14:15,526 - What? 356 00:14:15,714 --> 00:14:16,847 - I've been... I say, 357 00:14:16,863 --> 00:14:19,923 I've been wanting to hand over the company for some time now, 358 00:14:20,145 --> 00:14:24,824 and there's only one kind of man I trust to run Enormocorp... 359 00:14:24,839 --> 00:14:26,215 A muffin man. 360 00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:28,039 And I should know. 361 00:14:28,056 --> 00:14:29,103 After all, 362 00:14:29,104 --> 00:14:31,863 I was once a muffin man myself. 363 00:14:32,152 --> 00:14:33,299 [Chuckles] 364 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:36,181 Later, gator. 365 00:14:39,775 --> 00:14:41,805 Remember... I say, 366 00:14:41,821 --> 00:14:44,400 remember these words, son! 367 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:49,945 You can always trust a muffin man! 368 00:14:52,711 --> 00:14:54,950 [Bell dings] 369 00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:56,862 - Good morning, Mr. Duck. 370 00:14:56,982 --> 00:14:58,397 - Good morning, Mr. Duck. 371 00:14:58,517 --> 00:15:00,184 - Good morning, Mr. Duck. 372 00:15:02,487 --> 00:15:05,023 - Good morning, Mr. Duck. 373 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,924 - Hold my calls, Carol. 374 00:15:07,828 --> 00:15:08,516 [Slam door] 375 00:15:10,014 --> 00:15:11,162 Hold my calls! 376 00:15:11,283 --> 00:15:13,465 I've always wanted to say "hold my calls." 377 00:15:13,634 --> 00:15:15,681 And now, someone's holding my calls! 378 00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:16,856 Who's calling me? 379 00:15:16,857 --> 00:15:17,800 I don't know! 380 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:18,909 I don't care! 381 00:15:18,933 --> 00:15:20,160 I'm CEO. 382 00:15:20,161 --> 00:15:22,227 CEO of Enormocorp! 383 00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:26,905 Ahh. 384 00:15:26,932 --> 00:15:34,105 Now, what will be my first official act as CEO? 385 00:15:36,922 --> 00:15:40,267 [Seagulls crying and ocean roaring] 386 00:15:40,268 --> 00:15:41,845 - Ohh. 387 00:15:41,846 --> 00:15:43,616 That's the stuff. 388 00:15:43,713 --> 00:15:45,096 [Bell dings] 389 00:15:45,139 --> 00:15:47,481 [Typing] 390 00:15:47,766 --> 00:15:49,348 - I'm not sure if you can help me. 391 00:15:49,468 --> 00:15:51,211 I'm visiting a friend of mine. 392 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:52,883 He just started working here. 393 00:15:53,043 --> 00:15:53,980 - What's his name? 394 00:15:53,981 --> 00:15:54,987 - Daffy Duck. 395 00:15:55,126 --> 00:15:56,683 - Oh, Mr. Duck. 396 00:15:56,684 --> 00:15:57,917 He's in the corner office. 397 00:15:57,932 --> 00:15:59,784 - Corner office? 398 00:15:59,802 --> 00:16:02,039 You guys must really love your muffins around here. 399 00:16:02,223 --> 00:16:05,024 - Mr. Duck is the CEO of Enormocorp. 400 00:16:06,144 --> 00:16:07,409 - That makes sense. 401 00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:12,778 - [Snoring] 402 00:16:15,614 --> 00:16:16,831 [Slam door] Whoo! 403 00:16:17,507 --> 00:16:19,910 - I see you finally found a job where they pay you to sleep. 404 00:16:20,278 --> 00:16:22,347 - They don't pay me to sleep. 405 00:16:22,364 --> 00:16:23,958 [Seagull cries] 406 00:16:23,972 --> 00:16:25,397 - What do they pay you to do? 407 00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:27,615 - To run the place. 408 00:16:27,693 --> 00:16:30,115 - Daffy, you don't even know how to run the dishwasher. 409 00:16:30,138 --> 00:16:31,959 - That's because you do it for me. 410 00:16:31,982 --> 00:16:33,638 We've been through this! 411 00:16:33,653 --> 00:16:35,833 I don't need your help anymore. 412 00:16:35,937 --> 00:16:40,065 Why is my personal growth so threatening to you? 413 00:16:40,090 --> 00:16:41,183 - Daff... - No. 414 00:16:41,198 --> 00:16:43,481 That's something for you to discuss with a therapist. 415 00:16:43,672 --> 00:16:45,276 I'm at work right now. 416 00:16:45,553 --> 00:16:48,006 I...I can't be doing this. 417 00:16:48,126 --> 00:16:49,369 - [Door opens] - Mr. Duck. 418 00:16:49,385 --> 00:16:50,732 I'm sorry to interrupt. 419 00:16:50,892 --> 00:16:51,681 - See? 420 00:16:51,682 --> 00:16:53,306 At work! 421 00:16:53,321 --> 00:16:54,056 Talk to me. 422 00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:55,907 - Sir, the markets have turned. 423 00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:58,406 Should we delay the merger or proceed as planned? 424 00:16:58,566 --> 00:16:59,970 - Delay the merger. 425 00:16:59,992 --> 00:17:01,612 - I think that's the right decision. 426 00:17:02,577 --> 00:17:03,211 - Wait. 427 00:17:03,212 --> 00:17:04,628 Proceed as planned. 428 00:17:04,639 --> 00:17:05,953 - Proceed as planned. 429 00:17:05,954 --> 00:17:08,066 - Delay the merger. 430 00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:08,924 - Which one? 431 00:17:08,925 --> 00:17:09,885 - I don't know! 432 00:17:09,893 --> 00:17:12,525 I'm not used to being the guy who's asked to make a decision! 433 00:17:12,541 --> 00:17:15,455 I'm used to standing next to the guy who's asked to make a decision! 434 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,226 That's when I can make a decision! 435 00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:19,490 I need that big, fat rooster! 436 00:17:21,406 --> 00:17:22,921 Big, fat rooster! 437 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:26,170 Do I delay the merger, or proceed as planned? 438 00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:29,937 - Always trust a muffin man! 439 00:17:32,003 --> 00:17:33,345 - Sir, we need a decision. 440 00:17:33,615 --> 00:17:35,248 - I'll be right back. 441 00:17:38,410 --> 00:17:39,698 - How you doing? 442 00:17:43,278 --> 00:17:44,155 - Muffin man. 443 00:17:44,156 --> 00:17:45,829 - Hey, Daffy. 444 00:17:47,686 --> 00:17:49,374 - This is very important. 445 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:52,703 Do we delay the merger or proceed as planned? 446 00:17:52,894 --> 00:17:53,653 - Oh, right. 447 00:17:53,654 --> 00:17:55,028 This is the guy to ask. 448 00:17:55,290 --> 00:17:58,196 - Hmm. 449 00:17:58,219 --> 00:18:00,635 Hmm. Let's see. 450 00:18:00,795 --> 00:18:03,582 Uh, proceed as planned. 451 00:18:03,702 --> 00:18:04,976 - You heard the muffin man. 452 00:18:04,977 --> 00:18:06,892 Do not delay the merger. 453 00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:08,942 Proceed as planned. 454 00:18:08,943 --> 00:18:09,825 - You're sure? 455 00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:13,295 - I've never been more sure of anything in my entire life. 456 00:18:13,808 --> 00:18:16,234 - Whoa. 457 00:18:17,026 --> 00:18:18,737 Thanks for watching my muffin cart. 458 00:18:18,761 --> 00:18:20,322 - No problem. 459 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:23,706 - Ooh. 460 00:18:23,707 --> 00:18:25,174 I would have delayed the merger. 461 00:18:25,197 --> 00:18:25,994 - Yep. 462 00:18:25,995 --> 00:18:27,224 Me, too. 463 00:18:28,579 --> 00:18:29,635 Mmm. 464 00:18:29,636 --> 00:18:30,601 Blueberry. 465 00:18:30,909 --> 00:18:32,663 - [Whimpers] 466 00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,557 [Beeping] 467 00:18:51,554 --> 00:18:52,687 [Aircraft approaches] 468 00:19:14,039 --> 00:19:15,835 Beep beep! 469 00:19:15,995 --> 00:19:17,045 Beep beep! 470 00:19:21,543 --> 00:19:23,280 Beep beep! 471 00:19:30,718 --> 00:19:32,560 [Beeps] 472 00:19:37,851 --> 00:19:39,484 Beep beep! 473 00:19:50,275 --> 00:19:52,109 Beep beep! 474 00:19:54,112 --> 00:19:55,612 [Clinks] 475 00:20:10,628 --> 00:20:12,796 [Squeaking] 476 00:20:20,138 --> 00:20:22,139 [Cracking] 477 00:20:23,229 --> 00:20:24,195 [Squeaking] 478 00:20:31,149 --> 00:20:32,649 Beep beep! 479 00:20:38,156 --> 00:20:39,656 Beep beep! 480 00:20:58,014 --> 00:20:59,843 [Clinks] 481 00:21:06,217 --> 00:21:07,864 [Squeaking] 482 00:21:15,293 --> 00:21:17,363 - After what is now being called 483 00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:20,558 "The worst business decision in the history of business". 484 00:21:20,589 --> 00:21:23,867 Enormocorp has gone out of business. 485 00:21:24,165 --> 00:21:25,196 As a result, 486 00:21:25,197 --> 00:21:27,706 more than 100,000 have lost their jobs, 487 00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:31,005 and experts fear the world economy could collapse. 488 00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:34,622 Disgraced CEO Daffy Duck could not be reached for comment. 489 00:21:34,645 --> 00:21:36,020 [Turn off TV] 490 00:21:36,043 --> 00:21:36,576 - Ugh. 491 00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:38,592 If I'd have known all that was going to happen, 492 00:21:38,593 --> 00:21:40,138 I'd have kept enabling you. 493 00:21:40,169 --> 00:21:42,562 - Well, at least I learned a big lesson. 494 00:21:42,585 --> 00:21:43,344 - What's that? 495 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,906 - When I pull my own weight, 496 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:47,654 I pull a lot of stuff down with me. 497 00:21:47,814 --> 00:21:51,242 Whoa! - [Crashing] 498 00:21:51,362 --> 00:21:53,785 - Whoa! Oh! Whoa! 499 00:21:53,945 --> 00:21:55,078 [Glass shatters] 500 00:21:55,079 --> 00:21:57,070 - Call Dr. Weisberg.